1. A ball of mud stuck on the end of a floppy stick and flicked at anyone who's not a CELT!
2. Pretending to part of hunt, chasing some poor chap around the gardens, what was that all about?
3. Dressing up and wearing sacks and dodgey hair pieces (Amahl & the Night Visitors).
4. Towel/Tie flicking!!!
5. 'The Great Tuck Cupboard Job' "they was innocent guv" !???(the tuck cupboard four)